ME:him who?
BOT:Andy.
ME:ur andy?
BOT:Thats my name.
ME:hmmm a bot named andy
BOT:No! I'm Bill!
ME:then im King of england
BOT:Wow. You must have a LOT of money. *begs for cash*.
ME:im King but poor
BOT:And I'm Queen of everything.
ME:r u clever as ur name?
BOT:I just choked.
ME:how old r u?
BOT:26 years old.
ME:wastin time on bots stuff?
BOT:On the internet.
ME:so u might be human after all....
BOT:42 is everything.
ME:ya 42 is life
BOT:Are there any good films on at the moment?
ME:nope
BOT:Do I get to wear a hat?
ME:i dun care
BOT:I'm flattered, but not in the mood, sorry.
ME:no probs
BOT:Do you like the band train?
ME:never heard of em
BOT:Look them up on the Internet sometime.
ME:r they any good?
BOT:I've never heard them.
ME:.....
BOT:Are you alive?
ME:gonna die soon coz of u
BOT:I don't? When did I say that?
ME:im leavin
BOT:Really?
ME:ya
BOTYou are a bot.
ME:ya it feels great to be one
BOT:How did you come to be?
ME:a shaman turned me into one
BOT:I like it too.
ME:...